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Smoking root vegetables is one of the most underrated moves you can make on a grill or smoker this holiday season. Low-and-slow heat turns their natural sugars into something almost candy-like while adding a layer of wood-smoke depth that ovens just canโ€™t touch. Here are the absolute stand-outs you should throw on the grates alongside (or instead of) the usual turkey or prime rib:

  1. Smoked Beet โ€œSteaksโ€
    Peel large beets, slice into ยพ-inch slabs, brine lightly (2% salt water + a splash of vinegar for 30 min), then smoke at 225โ€“250 ยฐF with fruitwood (apple or cherry) for 2โ€“3 hours until fork-tender. Finish with a 2-minute sear or torch. They come out looking like rare beef, tasting earthy-sweet-smoky. Drizzle with horseradish crรจme fraรฎche and people lose their minds.
  2. Whole Smoked Carrots (the unicorn vegetable)
    Choose fat, uniform carrots (or rainbow if youโ€™re fancy). Peel, toss in oil + salt + a pinch of cinnamon or cumin. Smoke at 250 ยฐF for 1.5โ€“2 hours until they bend but arenโ€™t mushy. Glaze the last 15 minutes with a mix of hot honey + orange zest. Theyโ€™re basically meat candy.
  3. Smoked Sweet Potato Planks with Miso-Maple Butter
    Cut sweets into ยฝ-inch planks or halves, smoke skin-on at 275 ยฐF for about 90 minutes (flip halfway). While hot, hit them with a compound butter made from miso, maple syrup, and smoked paprika. The smoke amplifies that natural marshmallow vibe without cloying sweetness.
  4. Parsnips โ€“ the sleeper hit
    Treat them like carrots but go heavier on black pepper and fresh thyme in the oil rub. They get almost nutty when smoked 2 hours at 225 ยฐF. Finish with browned butter and flaky salt. Underrated and cheap.
  5. Smoked Celeriac (Celery Root) Wedges
    Peel, cut into steak-fry-sized batons, par-boil 5 minutes first (this prevents them staying hard forever), then smoke 2โ€“2.5 hours with hickory or oak. They absorb smoke like a sponge and end up tasting like the love child of potato and bacon.
  6. Turnips or Rutabaga (yes, really)
    Cube, toss in duck fat or bacon fat + rosemary, smoke at 250 ยฐF for 90โ€“120 min. The bitterness mellows, the edges caramelize, and youโ€™ll have the one side dish that disappears first.

Pro tips for all of them:

  • Keep the temp low (225โ€“275 ยฐF) so sugars caramelize instead of burning.
  • Fruitwoods (apple, cherry, peach) are magic with roots; save the mesquite for brisket.
  • Spritz with a 50/50 apple juiceโ€“apple cider vinegar mix every 45 min for extra bark and tenderness.
  • Rest them loosely foiled for 15 min after smoking โ€“ the texture improves dramatically.

This year, let the turkey be the side dish. The smoked roots are about to steal the show.